That Darn Cat!

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That Darn Cat!

Post by Webscout » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:28 am

That Darn Cat!

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home – and left the cat there.
Hours later, the man called home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes”, the wife replied, “why do you ask?”
Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a b*!ch on the phone, I’m lost and need directions!” :>> :lol:

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Re: That Darn Cat!

Post by wralph » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:11 am

thanks

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Re: That Darn Cat!

Post by Dude » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:00 am

That cat could come in very handy for an old forgetful person like me. :D

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Re: That Darn Cat!

Post by Webscout » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:51 am

Fred Penner Performs 'The Cat Came Back' On Set - [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2XgXStPms4[/youtube]

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