How Do I Get Into Heaven ?

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How Do I Get Into Heaven ?

Post by Webscout » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:32 am

How Do I Get Into Heaven ?

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?

'NO! ' the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was ' NO!

If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Again, they all answered ' NO!

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '

A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."

……………………….It's a curious race, the Irish. :lol:

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