How Do I Get Into Heaven ?
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
'NO! ' the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was ' NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered ' NO!
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."
……………………….It's a curious race, the Irish.
Please post funny pictures/videos/jokes here
1 post • Page 1 of 1