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Employees...(what was said behind their backs)

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:57 am
by Webscout
Employees
These quotes were (allegedly) taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations…

• “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
• “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”
• “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
• “This employee should go far, and sooner the better.”
• “A gross ignoramus – 144 time worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
• “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
• “This employee is not so much of a has-been, but definitely more of a definite won’t be.”
• “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
• “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
• “A prime candidate for natural deselection.”
• “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
• “If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean.”
• “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
• “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
• “It’s hard to believe that he beat out the other sperm..”
• “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
• “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

Re: Employees...(what was said behind their backs)

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:28 pm
by Mrs Legolas
Lmao 😂