At his wedding reception, the young groom's grandad congratulated his grandson and said: "The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage, is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes and to try and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long as your grandma's and mine has."
Thanking him for his advice, the grandson said, "What's sex like then when you get older, grandad?"
His grandad looked at his grandson, smiled and said, "Just like trying to play pool with a piece of rope!"
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