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Uncle Bob

Post by Webscout » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:49 am

Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob was a paratrooper

Uncle Bob used to love telling stories about his time in the Army. Once he told me about his first time parachuting out of an Army plane.

"I was the last one in line to jump out of the plane, and let me tell you I was scared ****less boy. I got to the door, but refused to jump. The sarge chewed my ass and told me to jump. I got to the door, but again I was just to scared. The sarge looked at me and said, 'Son, if you don't jump, I'm going to yank those pants down and stick Mr Johnson right where the sun don't shine."

My eyes got real big and I yelled," Oh no Uncle Bob! Did you jump?"

He looked at me and said, "Yeah, a little." :oh: :oo:

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