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Post by Webscout » Tue May 13, 2014 7:29 am

Teachers: These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...)
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out
1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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Post by Revroy » Tue May 13, 2014 5:14 pm

Any one of these would get you fired in today's PC World......

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Post by Dude » Thu May 15, 2014 9:04 pm

Your child has delusions of adequacy.
that one is my favorite.
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those that understand binary and those that don't. 

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Post by Webscout » Fri May 16, 2014 8:21 am

Does every village have an idiot?
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Post by Dude » Thu May 22, 2014 4:20 pm

every once in a while you run across a village who is missing one.

oh, and by the way, if you don't know who the village idiot is in your village then the odds are that it's y.. oh um... never mind.
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