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You B*****D

Post by Webscout » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:35 am

NEWFIE LAW

(this one always makes me laff)

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife
to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You *******!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." :head banger:
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten *******!" The judge stops and
says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, a Newfie (Canadian Redneck), Sir, I can understand
your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with
contempt. Is that understood?"

The Newfie (Canadian Redneck) in the back of the court stands up and says,
"I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that a$$hole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one. :haha:
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