[align=center]GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman..
If you don't, you are not a man..
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying..
If you don't, you are good for nothing..
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp..
If you don't, you are not understanding..
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing..
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy..
If you don't, you are a dull boy..
If you are jealous, she says it's bad..
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her..
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her..
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her..
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait..
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way..
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"..
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"..
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold..
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage..
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics..
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction..
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting..
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring..
If you talk, she wants you to listen..
If you listen, she wants you to talk..
In short:
So simple, yet so complex..
So weak, yet so powerful..
So confusing, yet so desirable..
So damning, yet so wonderful?..
Still wandering...[/align]
Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
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Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
Well Duh! Of course we think those things...isn't it all obvious??????
Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
...thanks. I just saved myself a trip to the alter of divorce.
My mom loves me......and I think the little dog next door.
My mom loves me......and I think the little dog next door.
Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
[align=center]I love this bit
Yes, it fits. Thankyou nileshpatel2511 for sharing :thanks: [/align]In short:
So simple, yet so complex..
So weak, yet so powerful..
So confusing, yet so desirable..
So damning, yet so wonderful?..
Still wandering...
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- Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:43 am
Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
And you wonder why men sit on the sofa watch Tv and Fart... It enough to make anyone Goooo. In fact I feel the urge now!
Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES
now I have a much better understanding of women.
thanks.
thanks.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,
those that understand binary and those that don't.
those that understand binary and those that don't.