Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES

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nileshpatel2511
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Girlz are COMPLEX CREATURES

Post by nileshpatel2511 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:45 am

[align=center]GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman..
If you don't, you are not a man..
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying..
If you don't, you are good for nothing..
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp..
If you don't, you are not understanding..
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing..
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy..
If you don't, you are a dull boy..
If you are jealous, she says it's bad..
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her..
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her..
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her..
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait..
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way..
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"..
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"..
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold..
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage..
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics..
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction..
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting..
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring..
If you talk, she wants you to listen..
If you listen, she wants you to talk..

In short:
So simple, yet so complex..
So weak, yet so powerful..
So confusing, yet so desirable..
So damning, yet so wonderful?..
Still wandering...
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Post by penny » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:36 am

Well Duh! Of course we think those things...isn't it all obvious??????

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Post by Webscout » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:32 pm

...thanks. I just saved myself a trip to the alter of divorce. :D
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Post by Cindy » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:17 am

[align=center]I love this bit
In short:
So simple, yet so complex..
So weak, yet so powerful..
So confusing, yet so desirable..
So damning, yet so wonderful?..
Still wandering...


Yes, it fits. Thankyou nileshpatel2511 for sharing :thanks: [/align]

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Post by 0tolerance » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:51 am

And you wonder why men sit on the sofa watch Tv and Fart... It enough to make anyone Goooo. In fact I feel the urge now!

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Post by Dude » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:39 pm

now I have a much better understanding of women.
thanks. :D
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