Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

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Eileenleft

Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

Post by Eileenleft » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:40 am

CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney,
moe."

Dr. Kervorkian hired as "Transition Consultant."

The Windows shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start
Looking for Work."

Company softball team downsized to chess team.

Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.

Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."

Company president now driving a Hyundai.

Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room
to abandoned Fotomat Booth.

Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever
you pass by.

Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet.

Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.

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