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Saving Donald Trump
« on: March 02, 2018, 05:38:40 PM »

One day Donald trump was out jogging -- and accidentally


fell from a bridge into a very cold river.

Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident.

Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and

dragged the wet president out of

the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of

the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it,

I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to


"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr.Trump.

"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the

grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere.

"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the

third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not


"No -- but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved

from drowning."   ;D


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Re: Saving Donald Trump
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2018, 06:40:47 AM »
ha ha ha  ;D ;D that's funny.
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