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New Users / Longtime Fan-Grateful Member-First Intro
« on: March 07, 2018, 01:01:19 PM »
Hey & Huge Thanks to all Admin & Mods Here!

I confess that I have been a lurker since 2007! I have appreciated all of the hard work that has gone into keeping Utopia alive, running smoothly, flexible with all of the software changes over time & finally, the time & effort necessary to provide such a valuable service.

In short ... THANK YOU!!!

Humor / Happy Easter
« on: April 12, 2009, 01:26:32 PM »
A man is  driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the  road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit  jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well  as an animal lover, pulls over to see what has become of the  rabbit.
Much to his dismay the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is  DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.  
A  beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks him what's wrong.

'I feel terrible,' he explains, 'I accidentally  hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM!'

The blonde says,  'Awww, don't worry.'

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.  
She  then walks over to the very dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the  contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two  of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns  around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and  waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and  again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man  is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can?  What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?'

The woman turns the can around  so that the man can read the label.
It says ...

(Are you ready for  this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're gonna be  sorry...)

(Last chance!)

OK, here it is ...

The label says;

Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair and adds  permanent wave.


New Users / greets
« on: April 21, 2007, 12:45:44 AM »
[COLOR="Black"]Greets to aLL & thanks for the friendLy weLcome.
So far i'm seeing a very weLL Laid out site, so i'm gLad I checked out the Lead that sent me here ...

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