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Old 01-17-2008, 08:12 AM
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Default All new members read this please..(Dead Links) and policys



How to report all dead links or deleted links..

In the original post you are looking at , you can use the symbol that is right in the post to report dead links or deleted links.. It is at the top right hand side of the original post ..Look straight across from your user name and you will see 5 or 6 symbols ..It is the red triangle with the black stripe inside it ..Looks like this
Just click on that symbol ..A box will pop up. Then type in the box “dead links” or “links deleted” . Then click on send. That is all you have to do. This will help to keep our forum clean and up to date..

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Old 07-22-2009, 05:35 PM
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Default New Policies at Utopia

New Policies at Utopia

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to the Forum.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are a member/ Mod here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We registered you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of your registration contract with Utopia.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each member/Mod will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

VACATION DAYS:
All members/Mods will take their vacations at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing the Forum. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-members. Every effort should be made to have non-members attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where member involvement is unavoidable, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to post/view through your lunch hour and
subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the posting/viewing is done.

OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all members whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, members whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the
next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, members may swap their time with a co-member. Both member's and Mods supervisors (in writing)
must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Overweight people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast & take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to the forum dressed according to your compensation. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume
you are doing financially well and therefore you do not need compensation.

Thank you for your loyalty to our Forum. We are here to provide a positive membership experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation's or input should
be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

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Old 07-22-2009, 07:16 PM
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this is good enough to be made a sticky..thanks webby.

I expect everyone including staff will abide.
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:24 PM
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wow, we have a "Human Resources Deportment"?

I want a full report on all the Human Resources immediately.
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:31 PM
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I won't be worrying about wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag...since I don't receive compensation anyway. lol And why would I be borrowing my wife's stuff, in the first place? hehehe
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:57 AM
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Of course we have a human resources department, how else could we harvest the blood and organs to sell. Our human resources director, Mrs. Waite, has been doing a fabulous job, as Helen is very good at what she does. Anyone who has any complaints, about anything at all, should go to Helen Waite.................
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:14 PM
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i just had to reply, too funny...........hope its ok to sit here barefoot !!!
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:29 PM
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i just had to reply, too funny...........hope its ok to sit here barefoot !!!

vickij2.....it's ok to sit here in your birthday suit!
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:44 PM
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Funny stuff
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too funny, great post
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