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by Webscout
Tue May 01, 2007 1:30 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Sylvester Catches Tweety
Replies: 9
Views: 1355

Sylvester Catches Tweety

It will never happen...
by Webscout
Tue May 01, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: The Winner is....
Replies: 11
Views: 1637

The Winner is....

I did not know there was a contest....can we start all over....:D :D

If you don't....well done girlie.
by Webscout
Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:03 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Bush n Blair got it wrong!
Replies: 5
Views: 1033

Bush n Blair got it wrong!

....that is the joke...har de har har :D
...the joke is on the poor soldiers out there in Iraq.
by Webscout
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:03 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Blonde Waitress...
Replies: 0
Views: 877

Blonde Waitress...

BLONDE WAITRESS "How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his sku...
by Webscout
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Confession
Replies: 0
Views: 939


CONFESSION A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few wor...
by Webscout
Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fergie
Replies: 105
Views: 10568


....Oh..never mind
by Webscout
Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Idiots of the Year 2006
Replies: 117
Views: 11829

Idiots of the Year 2006

....this had better be funny.
by Webscout
Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: On The Benefits Of Golfing
Replies: 0
Views: 1089

On The Benefits Of Golfing

On The Benefits Of Golfing An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" "I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight a...
by Webscout
Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Houston Blonde
Replies: 0
Views: 1111

Houston Blonde

Houston Blonde In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow h...
by Webscout
Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:37 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Mayday Mayday...
Replies: 2
Views: 909

Mayday Mayday...

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision....
by Webscout
Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:41 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Angry German Gamer
Replies: 12
Views: 2088

Angry German Gamer

This kid should win an Oscar....I was getting stressed out.

Must be an acting situation....the director should have said cut....his tongue out :D
by Webscout
Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:44 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: The sensitive man
Replies: 1
Views: 957

The sensitive man

The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in ...
by Webscout
Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: RapidShare users in the states
Replies: 8
Views: 1569

RapidShare users in the states

I live in Canada.....does that count?:)
by Webscout
Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:28 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Two Trees
Replies: 3
Views: 1052

Two Trees

TWO TREES Deep in the forest lived two trees, growing side by side for many a long year. One a BIRCH with its long tall branches, the other a BEECH with its green glowing leaves. They were the best of friends, through winter, spring, summer and fall they shared everthing, from rain water to food fro...
by Webscout
Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:32 pm
Forum: Humor
Replies: 5
Views: 1214


...thanks. I just saved myself a trip to the alter of divorce. :D
My mom loves me......and I think the little dog next door.