Utopia

Bill Clinton jokes are like that,
they are just kind of timeless, probably 100 years from now they will still be just as funny.

I know they have that thing on maps where you can see where you have been, I thought it was kind of cool, but I am not doing anything illegal or important where it would make any difference, so I don't care. I can see how some people would not like that, if you were in the mob or something then it p...

Newsweek polled over 1000 women and asked the question: "Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?"

97% replied, "Never Again."

but he is getting even, that's the most important thing.

I have a file with passwords and a lot of other personal information in it that I wanted to delete, but when you delete a file Linux just moves it to another folder, windows at least changes the name a tiny bit and hides the file. But if you really want to get rid of a file you need to over write it...

You mean like trapping burglars?

my wife would probably love to have one of those.

This is really odd but earlier today when I tried to post the word Casin0, I would get an error, now I just tried it again and I can post it for some reason? I checked and there are no censored words for the forum. if I post a single word CASIN0 then it will post, but when I use Casin0 in a sentence...

casino

how law enforcement uses stingrays



for all the conspiracy theory people out there...

here you go, proof the government is watching you.

yes, I would say it reduces her chances of winning a law suit to almost zero.

I have removed windows from my computer because it crashed and was not working, I have been printing less stuff lately and that was all that I really used windows for. I did just run into a problem where I downloaded some pictures in a zip file and it was 5 gigs. So my problem is how to unzip files ...

Good news.... Bad news

A lady won 43 million dollars at a C asino

but when she went to collect the money, they said the machine malfunctioned and she does not get any of the money.

they did offer her a steak dinner instead.

Last time I was in San Francisco it cost me $10 per hour to park there.

I have not received one of their emails for a little while, it's been a couple months, I am feeling left out.